I'm goddamn plucky, remember?
  • INTERVIEWER 1: Did it [working on Now You See Me] end up spoiling some of the child innocence about magic for you, though?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I became pretty jaded during this movie. I also thought that all movies were real and I found out that they're actually filmed by actors.
  • INTERVIEWER 2: Okay, Jesse, there's no reason to be a jackass, please.
  • JESSE EISENBERG: Sorry!
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cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

(via oliver-thredson)

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palefohx:

(✿◠‿◠) promoting new followers until i hit 30k.
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  • white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
  • white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
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kitxwalker:

1100 notes!! omg, thank you guys! :)
cyber-cum:

bubble tape, 2013
lolzpicx:

when I’m hungry but too lazy to move
  • how to prepare for exams: cry
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